The Old, Old Story

Mr. Bones is a dapper chap. He's been around since time immemorial and has always been a stylish trendsetter.

But that doesn't keep him from being a fighter, right from day one. You don't mess with Mr. Bones.

And the ladies just love him to death! However, he seems curiously disengaged and immune to their many charms.

Here's a photo of Mr. Bones with a few of his pals. Mystery solved!

And please, no jokes in the comments section about the sticks up their ass. That would just be crude. Sheesh, you guys!