Bill from Produce Wows Us Again

Joe Produce: "So, Bill, how 'bout you, man? Would you do gay porn for a million bucks?"

Bill: "For a million bucks? Honey, I'd do gay porn for dinner."

(when i told my mother that he said this she immediately hollered 'OH BILL! why would he degrade himself in such a way!?' clearly momma only knew a teeny tiny bit of the bill i knew and loved.)